Change of Plan |Snow White/Chernabog/Dr. Facilier
humamerrytune:
areyoureadyshadowman:
Now?! Now we watch the fireworks on our way out!
(He grins madly as he points his cane to the sky. The portal reopens.)
Come on, Snow!
(The cane suddenly grown wings.)
I want a good view of this!
Terrified, she scrambled to her feet to follow him. “Coming!” The ground was vibrating beneath her, and she was eager to fly up and out, even if the winged cane was a bit creepy. She leapt at the doctor, clinging to him for dear life, as she felt the earth crumbling underfoot.
(Chernabog grabbed at them, but missed as his hand began to disintegrate. He felt the pressure build up inside him, overwhelming him as they flew towards the portal.)
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The massive demon bellowed as he and the entire plane of existence exploded.)
Change of Plan |Snow White/Chernabog/Dr. Facilier
humamerrytune:
areyoureadyshadowman:
(Facilier gasped in pain as they fell onto the mountain peak. He looked at the ground and grinned maniacally. Glowing cracks began to appear from where Snow lay.)
YES!
(A blast of light shot out of a crack and it blasted a side off Bald Mountain.)
It’s working, Snow! This whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hotplate!
She struggled to catch her breath, the hard landing and her fear knocking the wind out of her. Stretching a hand out to him, panic evident in her voice, she asked, “What do we do now?”
NO!
(The ground shook, the sky began to get brighter, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled. Chernabog watched as Bald Mountain cracked and began to collapse. The air was filled with his demonic servants, but they were confused and panicked. Lightning struck the spirits as they flew and they were vaporized in a second. In the distance, an explosion rocked the plains. Hell itself was coming apart. Chernabog roared as he felt the same power creeping through him, eating him alive.)
This cannot be!
Change of Plan |Snow White/Chernabog/Dr. Facilier
humamerrytune:
areyoureadyshadowman:
(The Shadow Man and Snow White fell through the dark void that was Cherabog’s realm. Miles below was a rocky desert full of fire and monsters. Facilier laughed like the madman he was as they fell. He yelled yo Snow over the roar of the wind.)
HAHAHA! LOOK AT IT, SNOW! WELCOME TO THE OTHER SIDE! AIN’T IT A DUMP?! I THINK IT NEEDS AN OVERHAUL, DON;’T YOU?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
She cracked her eyes open and clung to his arm. They weren’t dead. Or maybe they were; she wasn’t too sure how this whole thing was supposed to work. She shouted back at him, “IT’S NOT DESTROYED! WHY NOT?”
YOU FOOLS!
(Chernabog reached up and caught the falling princess and witchdoctor.)
I’ll crush you in my AH!
(His hand burned at the touch of Snow White. He dropped them on the mountain peak. His eyes widened in realization.)
NO!
i-know-i-am-a-villain:
rutledgeresidents:
NF: I think my cousin hates that thing?
Well this is a side of the more famous half of the snooping duo that I haven’t seen before! Is this what happens if he gets a bit too much thinner in the brain and snaps from realising all the destruction that he has caused for Wasteland and it’s residents?
Hmmm… This has potential.
Change of Plan |Snow White/Chernabog/Dr. Facilier
humamerrytune:
areyoureadyshadowman:
(He growled in fury.)
Don’t know. Too late to worry about that now. I’ll get her back on my own if I have to, but YOU… If all I can do is hurt you, then there’s only one thing left to say…
(Facilier grabs Snow’s wrist and lunges at the portal)
ARE YOU READY?!
She shrieked, grabbing at him with her free hand and closing her eyes tightly. She wasn’t sure she wanted to see what was coming, and all she could think was ‘no, I’m not ready—’…
(The Devil reached out to close the portal, but it closed just as the Shadow Man dragged the First Princess through it.)
NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Change of Plan |Snow White/Chernabog/Dr. Facilier
humamerrytune:
areyoureadyshadowman:
lordchernabog:
Don’t believe me? Look for yourself Shadow Man. You know the spells to find the spirits of the dead. See if they are indeed in my Enemy’s Kingdom. It will change nothing. They are gone, and they are never coming back.
(He shook in a blinding mix of despair and rage.)
YOU’RE LYING!
(He jumped to his feet and ran towards the circle, stopping just short of the pentagram.)
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! You want me to stir up trouble? You want my soul? You want a few princesses’ heads on a stick? Cause I would’ve done it! If it brought them back, I’d have done it in a heartbeat! And instead, you pull this crap?!
(He points his cane at the vision the demon.)
This ain’t a negotiation no more. Now, it’s an ultimatum! You drop this act and bring them back or Snow and I are coming down there and blast your domain sky high! The friggin’ angels will be pickin’ pieces of you outta their wings!
Snow dropped her head into her hands. It was too late now; neither one of these two would back down. She was going to the Other Side whether she wanted to or not.
(The demon sneered)
Then try it, Shadow Man. You won’t get them back. You’ll just die and get your precious Cindy’s only friend killed. Is that what she would want?
tangledfics:
Author: Wolfram and Hart Sauron
Rating: T
Word Count: 6,957
Characters: Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert / Flynn Rider
Author’s Summary: How Eugene Fitzherbert, a.k.a. Flynn Rider, found the Lost Princess in his own words. A Valentine’s Day Special!
Why You Should Read It: Don’t let that innocuous author’s summary fool you, this story will break your heart and crush your soul as Flynn would put it. But it’s also beautifully written and cleverly told in epistolary format.
Bonus: The author is also an artist, check out his DA page.
(Artwork by: barbypornea)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this story is a comedy goldmine!
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